Ranting again – “Put down the dumb phone, already!”

The extent of stupid ….
Ugh, it is so irritating how reliant people are to their phones at the cost of any type of spatial awareness. Today at Starbucks I had to say, excuse me, to a woman just standing in front of the cafe doors after we got our coffee. She was just standing there looking at her phone. Now how important was it for her to be reading whatever it was that she was reading? I’m assuming if it was life or death, she shouldn’t be at Starbucks in the first place.

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It’s been a busy 2013. I have also been sick twice this year already.  Flu season has been the worse for me and quite a few people I know also.
The best thing has been hearing about different cure-alls.
Squire told me he heard that drinking a beer is good for the phlegm.
Here are some of the others that I’ve heard too:
For night time coughs, squeeze a lemon and add a scoop of honey, heat and drink before bed.
Another variation, add some water and whisky.
Vicks vapo-rub on the chest and below the nose.
Scarves and stay away from a/c.
Massages.
Lemon and li hing is also a favorite.

Just the ones off the top of my head.

Does anyone else remember “Charlie Brown’s Encyclopedia?”

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I only remember having one (the one about the human body) but I found nine at a thrift store today and had to buy them. Be prepared to be wowed by some random trivia and facts from my nine new classic books (in no particular order).

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About 300 years ago, some European women wore shoes with platforms up to 30 inches high!

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How is a spacecraft steered?
This is usually done by turning the main rockets that are at the bottom of the spacecraft. To turn the spaceship just a little, special small rockets on the sides are fired.

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Doctors use stethoscopes to listen to lungs, intestines, arteries, and veins as well as hearts.

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What is the fastest animal?
The fastest of all animals is a bird called the swift. The spine-tailed swift can fly at a speed of more than 100 miles an hour. (The fastest land animal is the cheetah. It can run at more than 60 miles an hour.

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(In the 80’s) Instead of celebrating their real birthdays, all people in the country of Bhutan become a year older on New Year’s Day!

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What does the word “schooner” mean?
The name “schooner” comes from a game that was popular when the schooner was first designed in 1713. Young boys used to throw flat stones in the bay and watch them skip along. They called this game “scooning.” (“Scoon” is a Scottish word for “glide.”) People say that when one of the new sailing boats first appeared, someone shouted, “See how she scoons!”

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Why is the egg an Easter symbol?
In many of the world’s cultures the egg stands for new life. An egg looks like a stone or a rock. But it is from an egg that new life bursts forth. The egg is a reminder for Christians of the resurrection of Jesus.

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How did dinosaurs get such strange names?
The long, hard-to-pronounce names of dinosaurs all come from Greek words. Greek and Latin are the two languages the earliest scientists used. When modern scientists discover an animal or plant, they still give it a Greek or Latin name. When dinosaurs were discovered, scientists gave them Greek names that described what each dinosaur was like.

And those are my new books! Thank you “Charlie Brown’s Encylopedias” for the memories and the new bits of info that I didn’t know before.

George Carlin, one of my heroes . . .

George Carlin’s last comedy special, “It’s Bad For Ya.” on HBO in March 2008 and his ending commentary (there’s swearing because I wrote it verbatim). Pictures added (to make a point) and found via the web.

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“. . . . Folks, I hate to spoil your fun but there’s no such thing as rights, okay.

They’re imaginary. We made them up, like the Boogie Man, the Three Little Pigs, Pinocchio, Mother Goose, shit like that.

Rights are an idea. They’re just imaginary.

They’re a cute idea. Cute but that’s all.

Cute and fictional.

But if you think you do have rights let me ask you this, where do they come from?

People say, “Well, they come from God. They’re God-given rights.”

Oh fuck, here we go again. Here we go again.

The God excuse.

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The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument, “They came from God.”

Anything we can’t describe must have come from God.

Personally, folks, I believe that if your rights came from God he would have given you the right to some food everyday, and he would have given you the right to a roof over your head.

God would have been looking out for you.

God would have been looking out for you, you know that?

He wouldn’t have been worrying about making sure you have a gun so you can get drunk on Sunday night and kill your girlfriend’s parents.

But let’s say it’s true. Let’s say God gave us there rights.

Why would he give us a certain number of rights?

The Bill of Rights in this country has ten stipulations, okay.

Ten rights.

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And apparently God was doing sloppy work that week because we’ve had to amend the Bill of Rights an additional 17 times, so God forgot a couple of things like . . . slavery.

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Just fucking slipped his mind.

But let’s say God gave us the original ten.

He gave the British 13. The British Bill of Rights has 13 stipulations.

The Germans have 29.

The Belgians have 25.

The Swedish have only 6.

And some people in the world have no rights at all.

What kind of a fucking, goddamn, God-giving deal is that?

No rights at all?

Why would God give different people in different countries different numbers of different rights?

Boredom?

Amusement?

Bad arithmetic?

Do we find out at long last after all this time that God is weak in math skills?

Doesn’t sound like divine planning to me.

Sounds more like human planning.

Sounds more like one group trying to control another group.

In other words, business as usual in America.

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(Dorothy Cooper – The widely publicized case of 96-year-old Dorothy Cooper, of Chattanooga, who ran into problems seeking a free photo ID to vote under a new Tennessee law . . . . Side note: In 2008, Hamilton County voters cast 74,417 ballots. This year, with 100 percent of precincts reporting, only 37,844 voters cast ballots. Timesfreepress.com news article on March 7th, 2012; Dorothy Cooper, woman in photo ID snag, finally gets to vote.)

Now, if you think you have rights, one last assignment for you.

Next time you’re at the computer get on the internet. Go to Wikipedia. When you get to Wikipedia, in the search field for Wikipedia I want you to type in Japanese Americans 1942, and you’ll find out all about your precious fucking rights, okay.

All right. You know about it. You know about it.

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Yeah.

In 1942 there were 110,000 Japanese-American citizens in good standing, law-abiding people, who were thrown into internment camps simply because their parents were born in the wrong country. That’s all they did wrong.

They had no right to a lawyer, no right to a fair trial, no right to a jury of their peers. No right to due process of any kind.

They only right they had?

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Right this way into the internment camps.

Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most, their government took them away, and rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away.

They’re privileges.

That’s all we’ve ever had in this country is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter and shorter. You see how silly that is.

Yeah.

Sooner or later the people in this country are going to realize the government does not give a fuck about them.

The government doesn’t care about you or your children or your rights or your welfare or your safety.

It simply doesn’t give a fuck about you.

It’s interested in its own power. That’s the only thing keeping it and expanding it wherever possible. Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights or we have no rights at all. Personally I lean toward unlimited rights . . . .”

R.I.P. Mr. Carlin and thank you for putting the special into HBO Comedy.

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I Heart Turtles

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So we’ve been lucky enough to get to the beach when we got home from our trip through nine states. It was very restful and I really enjoyed taking my cousin to all our favorite island stops. The best part was we were not disappointed at our favorite turtle watching spot.

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There were at least ten of them and we got to see a couple go in and out of the water.

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Hi Turtle!

He had something to say and Squire was lucky enough to catch it.

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I have no idea what he said but I think that they were just chilling and staring at the ocean just like we were.

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Home Sweet Home.

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Photos Taken by Squire and Monica

Finally Home

So we just got back to Hawaii 2 1/2 hours ago.
In immediate retrospect I have to say that this trip was as positive as I could have hoped. There was a little frustration here and there but nothing that became too big.
Also, all we did was travel really. We bounced from one location straight to another so the plane ride home felt like another bounce (so to speak).
So to nail it down by day, I’ve done it this way:
Day 1-red eye into LA. Drove to Riverside.
Day 2-pick-up truck in Long Beach (Squire and Cameron).
Day 3-shopping for family dinner, road trip and supplies.
Day 4-drove to San Diego. Went to Zoo. Drove from San Diego to Eloy, AZ.
Day 5-drove through Sedona and a couple state parks up there. Stay in Flagstaff for the night.
Day 6-drove to Grand Canyon. Stayed in Albuquerque, NM.
Day 7-drive to the Billy the Kid Museum in Fort Sumner. Stayed in Roswell for the night.
Day 8-checked out the UFO museum. Stayed in San Antonio (3am arrival).
Day 9-went to the Alamo. Stayed in Houston.
Day 10-drove to Mandeville, Louisiana.
Day 11-drove to New Orleans. Visited the museum. Back to Mandeville.
Day 12-went to Kleiberts alligator farm. Back to Mandeville.
Day 13-check out swamp people area. Back to Mandeville.
Day 14-drove out of Louisiana, passed Biloxi, Mississippi, Mobile, Alabama, to Jacksonville, Florida.
Day 15-checked out a few houses in Georgia for my sister to rent. Back to Jacksonville.
Day 16-drove from Jacksonville, Florida to look at some houses and then to Atlanta, Georgia.
Day 17-fly back to Hawaii via Atlanta with a stopover in Seattle.

Road Trip (CA to GA) FL

So we had a long day today. We went through four states to make it to Florida. I took a lot of naps and almost missed Alabama. It’s been a lot of rain because of Little Debbie that is still in the Gulf of Mexico.

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The highlight of today’s trip was trying to figure out how to tie down the tarp for our luggage that has been in the back of the truck as we drove through the rain. The trick was buying some twine and tying it to the luggage and then creating a spiderweb of twine above the tarp as well. We spent at least three rest stops trying to perfect the tarping.

It was definitely a work in progress with a lot of ideas being thrown out. Since none of us knew the right way to do it, it ended up looking kind of silly and messy but it kept it down and our bags from getting soaked, so we are all fans. Yeah, that was a fun part of the experience . . . the rain coming down as we’re precariously walking over luggage and reaching into the bed of the truck to tie twine around luggage handles and the corners of the luggage. We all looked like drowned cats and an airborne each has been dissolved in water and gulped down.

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New memories are definitely worth having, even when it doesn’t feel like it at the time, although I have no question it was a bonding experience.

So, yet again, it’s after 10 at night and we are snug in our motel rooms. Squire’s travel site has helped us again with a relatively cheap room for the night with a real refrigerator, toaster, coffee maker, sink, free wired internet access, and a fold out sofa bed so our nephew has the choice of staying in our room or his parents. Conveniently located next door to a gas station with free breakfast in the morning. We are glad to be spending two days in this hotel, a first for the trip so far.

Goodnight all, nothing officially on the docket for tomorrow, but we’re probably going to be heading to St. Augustine, Florida. Just found out today that it is the oldest settlement. According to the local city site, it was founded in 1565, and is the oldest continuously occupied settlement of European and African-American origin in the United States. Looking forward to going through the town although it will probably be a rain-drenched tour.

Time to hit the hay, for reals. I’m going to actually try to make breakfast tomorrow morning although it will be from 6-9 in the morning.

M~

Road Trip (CA to GA) Louisiana

So this has been the easy part of the leg so far. I would say that the beginning was pretty easy in California because we were also staying with family but because we had a pending cross country road trip at that point we were antsy to get started. In Louisiana, we were visiting with my brother-in-law, Cameron’s sister, Courtney. She lives in Mandeville, across the Causeway from N’awlins.

We got in at a relatively early hour on Wednesday. Probably about 8 at night. Cameron definitely had an agenda in Louisiana though, he wanted to eat and see as many things “Swamp People” related.

Beignets at Cafe Du Monde

Eggs Jonathan at the Famous Gumbo Pot

The food has definitely been a treat. I’ve tried beignets, po’boys, gumbo, jambalaya, lots of oysters-both fried and grilled, and some apple-flavored moonshine. I also tried some sushi and ahi, both of which didn’t compare to what I can find in Hawaii, but not bad at all.

Kleibert's Adult Alligator pond

I never watched “Swamp People” before but saw a few episodes while we’ve been here. It is fun and the people are very interesting and impressive. We also got to go to Kleibert’s Alligator and Turtle Farm. That was neat because we got to meet the Kleiberts that were on the first season of Swamp People. They were fun and definitely helped dispell some myths.

Squire riding the Alligator at Kleibert's

I was able to add to my animal petting list; snakes, tigers, alligators, elephants, and monkeys. I think I may be missing something but that’s okay. I’m still working on it.

Baby Alligator and me